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MARSHMALLOWS!!!

One of the recipes I had been challenged to Paleo-ify for Thanksgiving was a sweet potato casserole with marshmallows.  OK, well I got a little lazy and just decided to do the marshmallows.  I mean,...

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Chock-Full-o-Fall Breakfast Bread

Listen, I know it’s been Christmas Season since, like, before Halloween, but there’s a week left of November so if I want a “Fall Recipe,” then dammit that’s what you get. Before I get into the post,...

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Cinnamon Tahini Bread

It’s official.  I’m in full-blown hibernation mode.  And that means baking.  LOTS of baking. It’s been a ridiculous couple of weeks, and when I get stressed out, I have a physical need for baked goods....

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Cookie Dough Fudge

Oh. My. Gawwwwwddddddd. Can we please get all of the chocolate out of my house. Puh-leez? I’m going to Cancun in a week. And have to wear a swimsuit. In front of other people. This relationship...

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Apple Banana Berry Paleo Baked ‘French Toast’

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Sunflower Banana Waffles

I stole this recipe.  From myself.  More on that in a sec. While I was away,  I almost got washed away in a tidal wave of my own drool every time I passed the fresh-made-waffle station at one of the...

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Avocado Bread

Sometimes, I just need a sandwich.  Or toast.  Or a sponge for my egg yolks. Bonus, too…this stuff is safe on the 21DSD.  If you’ve been following my little adventure in detoxing on Primal Competitor,...

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Hazlenut Coconut Cookies (Sugar-Free)

I know, I know…I’m doing a sugar detox this month. How original. Whatever. But I was craving sugar like something fierce so I decided to make some cookies! Without the sugar. Boom. Cookies!!! And you...

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PWO Protein Bread

I’m such a meathead. It’s kinda ridiculous. If it’s not evident enough already, I’ve been on a quest for the perfect PWO fuel for a while now. Obviously, the best thing would be a big plate of salmon...

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Light and Fluffy Grain-Free Pancakes

Wow, that’s a mouthful.   Of pancakes, no less! This is a riff on the plantain pancake recipe I’ve been obsessed with lately.  Bananas that are too ripe will work as well, but I prefer the green...

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Turnip and Sweet Potato Puree

It’s been a while since I actually put any work into a good side-dish.  I’ll be honest…99.99999% of the time I’ve got either roasted brussels sprouts or sweet potato fries on the side of whatever I’m...

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Carmelized Plantain Pumpkin Bars

Remember when I tried to make these a while back and they were…um…green?  Well, after a little more trial and error I firgured I’d re-vamp the recipe completely.  And by “completely,” I mean just steal...

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(TGI)Paleo Bread 2.0

There’s something about the ease and convenience of just throwing some meat on bread for a quick lunch (or with eggs for breakfast in the car), but I think we all know that Paleo breads–especially...

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French Toast

Breakfast is served. I have tried Paleo French toast so may damned times it hurts.  And no hate on my fellow bloggers–really!!–but your run-of-the-mill Paleo bread (cakey, dense, often nut-based)...

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Lavender Earl Grey Muffins

Aren’t these just so gosh darned CUTE?  I feel like Lady Mary Crawley at tea time…which is sooooooo much better than sending your resume to a bajillion places and being reminded over and over and over...

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Pumpkin Pie Hummus

There was a time in my life when I could put down some hummus like…well, like by the bucketful.  And…if you promise not to tell anyone…it’s one of those non-Paleo foods that finds its way into my...

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Baked Ginger Cilantro Tempura Butternut Squash Fries

I don’t know about you, but tempura ANYTHING is solid in my book.  It’s like…you know…fried food but somehow a little more classy.  Less Popeye’s and more Boston Market.  Ya know? So school started up...

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Cocoa-Mocha Pancakes

I love buterrrrrrrrr… In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been on a pancake kick lately.  And it’s only now I figured out that putting chocolate and coffee in them was a good idea.  Yeah, I’m a little...

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Smashed Potatoes

This is not an original recipe at all but I’ve been seeing one version or another all over Pinterest for a while now and decided to give it a try.  Holy Moly…it’s a little extra work but SO worth it....

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The “Cereal” Matrix (and Carrot Cake!)

There are plenty of those folks who will tell you, “Oh, no…I don’t miss ANYTHING from my non-Paleo days!”  Not this girl.  I mean, there’s a lot of stuff I just don’t really care about anymore (bread,...

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